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Alberte-Barbe d'Ernécourt, Dame de Saint-Baslemont was a French soldier and writer, a heroine of the Thirty Years' War.
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The public investiture of Edward, Prince of Wales took place at Caernarfon Castle on Thursday 13 July 1911. This was the first investiture of the Prince of Wales to take place in Wales for centuries: since the 18th century, the Prince of Wales had been invested with his insignia of office privately, outside Wales.
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