{"fact":"Spanish-Jewish folklore recounts that Adam\u2019s first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood from sleeping babies. This may be the root of the superstition that a cat will smother a sleeping baby or suck out the child\u2019s breath.","length":245}

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{"fact":"While it is commonly thought that the ancient Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats, the oldest known pet cat was recently found in a 9,500-year-old grave on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus. This grave predates early Egyptian art depicting cats by 4,000 years or more.","length":278}

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{"fact":"Relative to its body size, the clouded leopard has the biggest canines of all animals\u2019 canines. Its dagger-like teeth can be as long as 1.8 inches (4.5 cm).","length":156}

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{"fact":"Cat paws act as tempetature regulators, shock absorbers, hunting and grooming tools, sensors, and more","length":102}

{"fact":"Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators.","length":59}

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{"fact":"A cat's field of vision is about 200 degrees.","length":45}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?","punchline":"He had loco motives","id":91}

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