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{"type":"standard","title":"Minister of Energy (Norway)","displaytitle":"Minister of Energy (Norway)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6866276","titles":{"canonical":"Minister_of_Energy_(Norway)","normalized":"Minister of Energy (Norway)","display":"Minister of Energy (Norway)"},"pageid":8578725,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d6/Emblem_of_the_Norwegian_Government.svg/320px-Emblem_of_the_Norwegian_Government.svg.png","width":320,"height":349},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d6/Emblem_of_the_Norwegian_Government.svg/101px-Emblem_of_the_Norwegian_Government.svg.png","width":101,"height":110},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287460840","tid":"e32879d8-2296-11f0-b621-094bea712cff","timestamp":"2025-04-26T12:06:30Z","description":"Norwegian government post","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minister_of_Energy_(Norway)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minister_of_Energy_(Norway)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minister_of_Energy_(Norway)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Minister_of_Energy_(Norway)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minister_of_Energy_(Norway)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Minister_of_Energy_(Norway)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minister_of_Energy_(Norway)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Minister_of_Energy_(Norway)"}},"extract":"The Minister of Energy is a councilor of state and chief of the Norway's Ministry of Petroleum and Energy. The current minister is Terje Aasland. The ministry is responsible for the government's energy policy, including management of Norway's energy resources, including the valuable deposits of petroleum and hydroelectricity. Major subordinate agencies and companies include the Water Resources and Energy Directorate, the Petroleum Directorate, Petoro, Gassnova, Gassco, Enova, Statnett and a partial ownership of Statoil. The position was created on 11 January 1978 as a response to the increased importance of oil on the Norwegian continental shelf. The position was merged with the Minister of Trade and Industry between 1992 and 1996. It was renamed Minister of Energy starting from 1 January 2024.","extract_html":"
The Minister of Energy is a councilor of state and chief of the Norway's Ministry of Petroleum and Energy. The current minister is Terje Aasland. The ministry is responsible for the government's energy policy, including management of Norway's energy resources, including the valuable deposits of petroleum and hydroelectricity. Major subordinate agencies and companies include the Water Resources and Energy Directorate, the Petroleum Directorate, Petoro, Gassnova, Gassco, Enova, Statnett and a partial ownership of Statoil. The position was created on 11 January 1978 as a response to the increased importance of oil on the Norwegian continental shelf. The position was merged with the Minister of Trade and Industry between 1992 and 1996. It was renamed Minister of Energy starting from 1 January 2024.
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