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Fredrica Löf, also known as Fredrique Löwen, was a Swedish stage actress. She was the first female star at the newly founded national stage Royal Dramatic Theatre, which was founded the year of her debut.
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Elisabeth S. Vrba was an American paleontologist at Yale University who developed the turnover-pulse hypothesis.
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The 2007 Pittsburgh Steelers season was the franchise's 75th season as a professional sports franchise and as a member of th