{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Elizabeth Varley","displaytitle":"Elizabeth Varley","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q22696461","titles":{"canonical":"Elizabeth_Varley","normalized":"Elizabeth Varley","display":"Elizabeth Varley"},"pageid":48892040,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Elizabeth_Susan_Douglas-Scott-Montagu.jpg","width":296,"height":350},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Elizabeth_Susan_Douglas-Scott-Montagu.jpg","width":296,"height":350},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1267222063","tid":"cd761b71-ca51-11ef-962e-3e5289edf41f","timestamp":"2025-01-04T04:10:16Z","description":"English actress and writer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Varley","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Varley?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Varley?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Elizabeth_Varley"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Varley","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Elizabeth_Varley","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Varley?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Elizabeth_Varley"}},"extract":"The Honourable Elizabeth Susan Varley was an English actress and the daughter of John Douglas-Scott-Montagu, 2nd Baron Montagu of Beaulieu. She pursued careers in the entertainment industry, literature and advertising.","extract_html":"
The Honourable Elizabeth Susan Varley was an English actress and the daughter of John Douglas-Scott-Montagu, 2nd Baron Montagu of Beaulieu. She pursued careers in the entertainment industry, literature and advertising.
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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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