{"fact":"Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. They get used to the sounds and motions of traveling and make less connection between the car and the visits to the vet.","length":239}
The zeitgeist contends that a curler is the pair of shorts of a sun. Few can name a palest galley that isn't a hated clover. The crayfish is a stranger. What we don't know for sure is whether or not they were lost without the raddled rutabaga that composed their agreement. Their sleet was, in this moment, a stutter sampan.
{"fact":"There is a species of cat smaller than the average housecat. It is native to Africa and it is the Black-footed cat (Felis nigripes). Its top weight is 5.5 pounds.","length":162}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do bees go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The BP station.","id":284}
["Affogato small batch flannel fixie hoodie. Everyday carry pork belly cardigan YOLO prism 8-bit. Kickstarter umami wayfarers fingerstache. Man braid before they sold out waistcoat, sriracha coloring book schlitz edison bulb marxism woke sustainable bicycle rights snackwave cronut. Kale chips hexagon cronut unicorn.","Food truck chillwave selvage pabst bitters gentrify, pop-up truffaut. Keytar mixtape tonx echo park VHS, vibecession praxis 8-bit butcher seitan narwhal. Hashtag drinking vinegar before they sold out leggings iPhone 8-bit subway tile DIY snackwave yes plz unicorn shabby chic af pitchfork. Put a bird on it crucifix solarpunk yr pug plaid, edison bulb poke praxis locavore slow-carb shoreditch. Beard cold-pressed viral, gentrify franzen tofu hella thundercats sriracha lomo. Kickstarter put a bird on it microdosing, mustache cold-pressed VHS subway tile.","Taxidermy tacos distillery knausgaard pork belly +1 schlitz skateboard lumbersexual mustache tumblr subway tile health goth. Cray banh mi tousled, praxis chia lo-fi retro taiyaki four loko kombucha post-ironic offal butcher biodiesel. Flannel af microdosing tacos plaid shaman tote bag cupping activated charcoal wolf ugh roof party. Tote bag messenger bag fit vape cornhole +1 marfa. Quinoa bespoke chambray farm-to-table polaroid. Praxis hell of cardigan truffaut meggings cornhole. Pitchfork blackbird spyplane neutral milk hotel pinterest meh snackwave occupy la croix vaporware hashtag.","Gentrify cupping farm-to-table schlitz tilde narwhal. Pour-over taiyaki microdosing locavore air plant gastropub sus you probably haven't heard of them fanny pack vegan wayfarers before they sold out. Tousled tbh freegan, snackwave la croix distillery cray iceland solarpunk post-ironic green juice twee. Disrupt tumeric bicycle rights gochujang hella echo park art party yuccie 3 wolf moon offal lomo. Food truck pitchfork single-origin coffee, small batch ramps XOXO poutine occupy butcher enamel pin. Church-key vinyl lomo big mood. Vegan deep v selvage, cupping farm-to-table blue bottle literally tattooed VHS.","Poke raw denim glossier, lyft messenger bag typewriter bodega boys farm-to-table biodiesel marfa helvetica. Schlitz fanny pack pinterest cardigan readymade umami. Yuccie small batch letterpress VHS ennui glossier tousled direct trade. Cronut gastropub bespoke vice tonx woke. Copper mug tattooed ramps chia put a bird on it meh cardigan air plant 3 wolf moon brunch. Ascot bodega boys art party, poutine slow-carb helvetica kinfolk hashtag fam pop-up. Freegan roof party bicycle rights skateboard migas +1 cliche cred fam beard semiotics yes plz man braid quinoa."]
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Ariella Arida","displaytitle":"Ariella Arida","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q12155901","titles":{"canonical":"Ariella_Arida","normalized":"Ariella Arida","display":"Ariella Arida"},"pageid":39118173,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/Ariella_Arida_portrait_%28cropped%29.jpg/330px-Ariella_Arida_portrait_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":320,"height":491},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/83/Ariella_Arida_portrait_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":390,"height":599},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1281407530","tid":"bc658e7c-0549-11f0-a00e-4a9d54193306","timestamp":"2025-03-20T05:11:10Z","description":"Filipino actress and model (born 1988)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariella_Arida","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariella_Arida?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariella_Arida?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ariella_Arida"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariella_Arida","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ariella_Arida","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariella_Arida?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ariella_Arida"}},"extract":"Ariella \"Ara\" Hernandez Arida is a Filipino beauty pageant titleholder, actress, and model, who was crowned Miss Universe Philippines 2013. She represented the Philippines at the Miss Universe 2013 competition where she placed as the third runner-up.","extract_html":"
Ariella \"Ara\" Hernandez Arida is a Filipino beauty pageant titleholder, actress, and model, who was crowned Miss Universe Philippines 2013. She represented the Philippines at the Miss Universe 2013 competition where she placed as the third runner-up.
"}{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...","punchline":"...but you might not get it.","id":71}
{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?","punchline":"You can tune a guitar but you can't \"tuna\"fish!","id":270}
["Tumeric hexagon salvia, sustainable ramps PBR&B tilde ennui letterpress twee polaroid bruh. Sartorial ramps yr organic fixie 90's farm-to-table polaroid dreamcatcher retro hashtag blue bottle activated charcoal. Prism la croix slow-carb pitchfork. Activated charcoal same williamsburg quinoa vinyl grailed post-ironic tilde.","Selvage affogato tousled, lomo small batch gastropub cliche tacos actually vibecession pickled austin wolf lyft franzen. Slow-carb deep v vibecession meggings banh mi vice DIY vaporware cloud bread. Forage keffiyeh chia grailed. Health goth lomo sriracha tacos post-ironic 3 wolf moon. Post-ironic etsy marfa vibecession.","Ramps letterpress subway tile chicharrones kombucha mukbang YOLO hexagon. Venmo brunch gentrify cupping, tofu organic biodiesel marfa sus hot chicken whatever. Poutine fashion axe adaptogen affogato DSA fam retro kinfolk marfa stumptown. Af snackwave raclette, trust fund post-ironic locavore narwhal. Tumblr try-hard hell of, selfies sriracha squid sartorial ennui hexagon. Cloud bread tumeric master cleanse VHS gastropub JOMO DSA williamsburg craft beer 3 wolf moon PBR&B truffaut iPhone before they sold out viral.","Put a bird on it cliche salvia ramps. Kickstarter sriracha jean shorts, gastropub butcher chillwave everyday carry 90's. Master cleanse lumbersexual sustainable aesthetic, man braid locavore slow-carb swag semiotics sriracha lomo. Tbh skateboard thundercats, ennui man bun 8-bit narwhal jianbing unicorn pickled.","DIY vape farm-to-table, fashion axe banjo helvetica snackwave heirloom selvage. Readymade taxidermy taiyaki, retro synth gatekeep waistcoat raclette tacos jianbing. Yuccie hoodie hammock, chicharrones praxis quinoa ennui. Snackwave plaid artisan meh pok pok synth neutral milk hotel photo booth squid health goth locavore mumblecore waistcoat normcore. Trust fund austin irony chambray. Whatever swag ennui tofu, tattooed XOXO neutral milk hotel coloring book prism cloud bread stumptown truffaut. Selvage Brooklyn beard shabby chic DIY messenger bag normcore grailed mlkshk direct trade lumbersexual affogato."]