{"fact":"Cats walk on their toes.","length":24}
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{"fact":"There is a species of cat smaller than the average housecat. It is native to Africa and it is the Black-footed cat (Felis nigripes). Its top weight is 5.5 pounds.","length":162}
{"fact":"The claws on the cat\u2019s back paws aren\u2019t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don\u2019t retract and, consequently, become worn.","length":155}
{"fact":"While it is commonly thought that the ancient Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats, the oldest known pet cat was recently found in a 9,500-year-old grave on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus. This grave predates early Egyptian art depicting cats by 4,000 years or more.","length":278}
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{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}
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{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}
{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
{"fact":"Lions are the only cats that live in groups, called prides. Every female within the pride is usually related.","length":109}
{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"fact":"Edward Lear, author of \\The Owl and the Pussycat\\\"\", is said to have had his new house in San Remo built to exactly the same specification as his previous residence, so that his much-loved tabby, Foss, would immediately feel at home.\"\"\"","length":236}
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