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Crooked Creek is a 13.4-mile (21.6 km) tributary of the Wenaha River, flowing through southeast Washington and northeast Oregon in the United States. Beginning at McBain Spring in the Blue Mountains of Columbia County, Washington, it flows south then turns east, entering Garfield County. It then turns south again, entering Wallowa County, Oregon, and joins the Wenaha River about 5 miles (8.0 km) upstream of Troy.
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