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Henry Francis Hurlburt was an American lawyer and politician who was district attorney of Essex County, Massachusetts from 1884 to 1890, twice served as president of the Boston Bar Association, and was the chief prosecutor of Middlesex County district attorney Nathan A. Tufts.
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